(Sounds of walking)
(*Ehm..*)
"Umm... hello everyone... My name is Nick..."
(Others answer:) "Hi, Nick!"
"...and I'm an ..."

ASSHOLE!

It's not me who grabs the bottle
It's not me who grabs the keys
It's not me who pushes the throttle
It's not my fault, I have a disease!

I'm all powerless
When I'm under stress
But it's not me, it's this thing:
Alcoholism's the cause of my drinking.

Not me!
Not my... responsibility!

It's not me who grabs the bottle
It's not me who pushes the throttle
It's not me who grabs the bottle
It's not me who pushes the throttle!!!
My project's website (this song is coming there as soon as I can get it recorded.)